Whyd you have to go and make me so constipated. I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No no no I was feelin' pretty down 'Till my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly But woe is me Who would have guessed Her family crest I'd suddely spy Tattooed on her thigh And son-of-a-gun It's just like the one on me Tell me How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? No no no no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I'd unwind Try out that new roller coaster ride And the guide Said not to stand But that's a demand That I couldn't meet I got on my feet And stood up instead And knocked off my head, you see Tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it Such a drag, now. on Squeeze Box - The Complete Works Of Weird Al Yankovic (2017), Poodle Hat (2003). Addicted To Love (Robert Palmer) Alimony. Lyrics written by: Weird Al Yankovic Originally written by: Avril Lavigne, Scott Spock, Graham Edwards, Lauren Christy Language: English ISWC: T-071.853. Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics 'A Complicated Song' Uh huh. The album's lead single, 'Couch Potato', is a parody of 'Lose Yourself' by Eminem.

The musical styles on the album are built around parodies and pastiches of pop of the early-2000s.

It was the fifth studio album self-produced by Yankovic. Achy Breaky Heart (Billy Ray Cyrus) Addicted To Spuds. Poodle Hat is the eleventh studio album by 'Weird Al' Yankovic, released on May 20, 2003. save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame No one came Just us eatin' all alone You said, 'Take the pizza home' 'No sense lettin' all this go to waste' So then I faced Pizza all day And every day This cheese 'round the clock Is gettin' me blocked And I sure don't care For irregularity Tell me Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated In the bathroom. The following is an alphabetical listing of all the parody songs that Al has put out on his commercially-released albums, along with the name of the original song and the artist that popularized it: Achy Breaky Song.

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